This batch of funnies was found in the Reader’s Digest, an article by Laura Beck

Why do birds sing in the morning?

               Because they don’t have to go to the office.

Why did the banana call in sick?

               It wasn’t peeling well.

Why don’t they make computers out of wood?

               It’s too hard to log in.

Why did the employee steal a chair from the meeting?

               Her boss told her to take a seat.